Who is the Best Character on Breaking Bad?

Who is the Best Character on Breaking Bad?
 
 
 
 
With the end of one of the greatest shows we never thought we'd like, Breaking Bad has entertained us for six years, or for some of us three years because we didn't start watching right away and jammed 36 episodes of meth into our veins in 48 hours during an epic Couch Sesh with the boys only breaking for snack reloads or number twos. Number TWO'S ONLY!
 
After the final go and all was said and done, two questions still brought us mere calm gentle intellectuals to transform into hatful angry demons leading to a fry pan being thrown across the room.
 
Question One brought to the round table by the infamous Couch Philosopher Graig "The Unit" Serino: Do you or don't you think that you could actually cook real meth after watching the show? To which most of us as you can imagine we are sane people answered: Absolutely Yes!
 
Question Two really ruined our apartment on some deep deep levels. Question Two can ruin friendships. Fuck You Adam Gudro; Seriously, Skyler? I hate you; I hate you and that fucking ugly jelly bean sized tic tac of a melon.
 
Question Two: Who is the best character on Breaking Bad?
 
There are great arguments for all these characters, except fucking Skyler who is clearly the dud of the group, like you...Gudro. Let's take a look:
 
Walt - I am Heisenberg. I am the one who knocks. Blue. Walt is a badass, no way around it; he's fucking tapped and does some fucked up stuff which kind of makes us waiver a tiny bit on him, but he redeems himself and we love him.
 
Pinkman - Jesse is a strong favorite I think to win this question. He's an original, he's tough, he's always trying to do the right thing. He's fucking cool.
 
Hank - I'll tell you at first I didn't like Hank. I thought he was kind of a dink. But by season three I was loving everything Hank did. We laughed and mimicked all his lines and its great. Big Hank Fan.
 
Saul - The best thing Breaking Bad ever did was add the character Saul. Jesus how do you not like Saul? He's honest in his dishonesty and its fucking hilarious. Saul is my personal pick for best character.
 
Gus - Probably one of the best villains on television ever; except Newman from Seinfeld haha. Gus is everything a great villain should be, he's super smart, crazy as fuck, controlled like a chess master; my only wish is that they didn't have to kill him; bet that's meth right?
 
Mike - I hated Walt when he shot Mike, hate. Fucking Betrayal. Mike was a shitty guy but he lived by a code...The Man Code. Mike is the real life Most Interesting Man In The World. 
 
There have been some other good characters, Walt Jr. can be annoying and NO its not because he had Cerebral Palsy its because he's that little kid at your side tugging at you over and over again until finally you can't take it anymore, just like that fucking Family Guy commercial I've seen a million times.
 
Jesse Plemmons always a crowd favorite.
 
Who do you think is the best?
 
-Johnny Guns
 

 




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