Sunday's Karma Counter
Football pretty much takes over all Sundays in the fall and winter, which means what ever religion you decide to practice definitely takes an attendance beatin'.
To outweigh our enormous spiritual debt during this period, we must find ways to even the boat so to speak before the games start on Sunday Mornings. This Sundays Couch Sesh Karma Counter is as follows: Go out and find a Homeless person with a pet and give them two dollars, one for them and one for the animal. Make sure the animal isn't starving.
This will make it so you don't feel as bad for not going to church 10 weeks...10 years in a row while at the same time screaming, "PLEASE GOD PLEASE LET MY TEAM WIN!"
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